The scourge of inkjet printers will ruin america

Ladies and gentlemen, wake up and smell the ink! Inkjet printers are a deep state conspiracy, designed to control and manipulate the minds of the masses. Don’t believe me? Just look at the facts.

First of all, have you ever noticed how inkjet printers are always running out of ink? It’s no coincidence, folks. The deep state wants to keep us dependent on their monopoly over ink, so they intentionally design printers to run out of ink at the most inconvenient times.

But it gets worse. The ink used in inkjet printers is filled with mind-control chemicals, designed to subvert our free will and turn us into mindless drones. This is why we always feel so foggy and out of sorts after using a printer.

And let’s not forget about the so-called “inkjet cartridges.” These are nothing more than high-tech surveillance devices, capable of tracking our every move and transmitting data back to the deep state overlords.

It’s time to take back control, folks. Say no to inkjet printers and the deep state control they represent. The future of humanity is at stake.