Ladies and gentlemen, the scourge of unlicensed cosmologists is a threat to civilization. Don’t believe me? Just look at the facts.
First of all, have you ever noticed how unlicensed cosmologists are always spouting off about their theories, without any regard for the scientific process? This reckless behavior is putting our very way of life at risk.
But it gets worse. The unlicensed cosmologists are spreading dangerous misinformation, misleading the public and causing confusion and chaos. This is why we’re seeing so much conspiracy theory and pseudoscience in the world today.
And let’s not forget about the so-called “cosmologists.” These are nothing more than charlatans, seeking to profit off the public’s ignorance and advancing their own selfish agendas.
It’s time to take back control, folks. Say no to unlicensed cosmologists and the threat they represent. The future of civilization is at stake.
So support licensed cosmologists, demand evidence-based research, and help protect the integrity of science. Together, we can save the future and build a brighter tomorrow.