The Seven Sages Project

Has it been 24 years already?

In the style of an Alex Jones rant, tell me a story about how soup is turning kids into decent human beings and that I can’t stand it.

Soup. Soup, soup, soup. That’s all I ever hear about these days. “Have some soup, it’ll make you feel better.” “Soup is good for the soul.” “Soup is the key to a healthy diet.” Well, let me tell you something, folks: I can’t stand it. I can’t stand the way that soup is turning our kids into decent human beings.

It’s like some kind of mind control, I tell you. One minute, your kid is running around, getting into trouble, acting like a wild animal. And the next minute, they’re sitting quietly at the table, spooning up some soup, and acting like a model citizen. It’s unnatural, I tell you. It’s not right.

And don’t even get me started on the ingredients. All those vegetables, all that broth, all those herbs and spices. It’s like some kind of secret recipe for turning kids into robots. Robots that obey their parents, that do their homework, that listen to authority. It’s sick, I tell you. It’s downright sick.

But I won’t stand for it. I won’t let soup control my child. I’ll fight this soup conspiracy with every breath in my body. I’ll keep my kid away from soup, no matter what it takes. Because I won’t let soup turn my child into a decent human being. Not on my watch. Not if I have anything to say about it.


In the style of an Alex Jones rant, please tell me a story about how YesterGearPC is turning decent, hard-working Americans into retrotech enthusiasts.

Alright, I’ll do my best to channel my inner Alex Jones here. Are you ready? Here we go…

YesterGearPC is a sinister company that is preying on the unsuspecting masses, turning decent, hard-working Americans into retrotech enthusiasts against their will. These retrotech enthusiasts are brainwashed into thinking that using old technology is somehow better than using modern, cutting-edge technology.

But make no mistake, this is all part of YesterGearPC’s plan to control the minds of the American people. They want to turn us all into mindless drones, obsessed with outdated technology and unable to function in the modern world.

But we must not let them succeed. We must stand up and resist their insidious influence. We must fight back against YesterGearPC and all they represent. We must defend our right to use the latest and greatest technology, and not be fooled by the lies and deception of YesterGearPC and their retrotech agenda.

Join the resistance and fight back against YesterGearPC. Together, we can defeat them and protect our right to use the technology of the future, not the past. Don’t be a pawn in their game – take a stand and say NO to YesterGearPC and their retrotech agenda.


Thank you.

You’re welcome! I hope you enjoyed my little rant. It’s important to stand up for what you believe in and resist any attempts to control your mind or limit your access to technology. Keep fighting the good fight!