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Battle Bots WC VIII... Who should get in?

Battle Bots WC8 will happen at some point in the future. Thanks to a reddit post, we have a good idea who has applied, who intends to apply, and who is rejected. Here are my thoughts on who should get in. The Pref column is the preference for who to accept.

Feelings will be hurt. Sorry.

Bot Prev Competitor Returning Champ Tournament Fun To Watch Intl Pref Notes
Banshee Y+DAT Y N Y Y N 1 It did okay for a new team
Beta Y Y N Y Y Y 1 Now that he uses the friggin' hammer, I want this in my life
Big Dill Y Y N Y Y N 1 He could go all the way
Black Dragon Y Y N Y Y Y 1 Is on fire, doesn't care.
Bloodsport Y Y N Y Y N 1 Could go all the way
Captain Shrederator Y Y N Y Y N 1 Classic bot, full redesign
Claw Viper Y Y N Y Y N 1 Could go all the way
Cobalt Y Y N Y Y N 1 Could go all the way
Copperhead Y Y N Y Y N 1 Could go all the way
Disarray DAT N N N U N 1 Real bot, putting in the work. 3-3 record at DAT, and 2 of those losses are against Jackpot! Has two more fights scheduled in a couple weeks.
End Game Y Y Y Y Y Y 1 O YES
HUGE Y Y N Y Y N 1 Finalist
Horizon Y+DAT Y N N Y N 1 Improved at DAT, and friggin' amazing.
HyperShock Y Y N Y Y N 1 Of course
Kraken Y Y N Y Y N 1 Needs second season on redesign
Lucky Y Y N Y Y N 1 They could go all the way, but probably won't.
Magnitude Y+DAT N N N U N 1 Offshoot of Copperhead+Behind the Bots crew + Ashley from Milk Tank. My new favorite bot, probably.
Malice Y Y N Y Y N 1 They could go all the way.
Manta Y N N N Y N 1 This is your champion
Maximum Paralysis Y+DAT Y N N U N 1 CC-era team returns. Has done DAT.
Minotaur Y Y N Y Y N 1 This is the runner-up
PinchPoint DAT N N N U N 1 1-1 record at proving grounds
Psycho Duck (Hal Rucker) Y N N Y Y N 1 I mean, it's Hal Rucker
Pteradominator DAT N N N U N 1 0-2 at DAT, but neat concept
Quantum Y Y N Y Y Y 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
RIPperoni Y Y N Y Y N 1 Could go all the way
Ribbot Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
Riptide Y Y N Y Y N 1 Don't like the team, and Stan should never show his face in public, but this bot hits and could go all the way
Rotator Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid tournament material
SawBlaze Y Y Y Y Y N 1 Returning champion SawBlaze
Skorpios Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
Switchback Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
Team Whyachi Y ? Y Y Y N 1 Team Whyachi will have at least one bot competing if they want int.
Terrortops Y Y N N Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
The Twins Y N Y Y Y N 1 Looks like they are going all in on The Twins, no blip, no tantrum.
Tombstone Y Y Y Y Y N 1 Previous champ
Traves T. DAT N N N Y N 1 Apparently has already reached Legendary status at proving grounds.
Valkyrie Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
Vertigo Y N N N Y N 1 HyperShock bringing a second bot maybe
Whiplash Y Y N Y Y N 1 Solid performer, could go all the way
Witch Doctor Y Y N Y Y N 1 This could be their year
Hellfire Y N Y N U N 1 Rick Russ. Will make for compelling drama w/ Tombstone, but with two possible entries, please, just pick one.
DeathRoll Y Y N Y Y Y 2 Loses a point for being international
Conquering Clown Y+DAT N N N U N 2 JFC it's real and it has a 2-0 record at proving grounds, and they have a history in Robot Wars and CC-era, too
Doom Y+DAT Y N N N N 2 Apparently improved at DAT
Emulsifier Y Y N Y Y N 2 Needs a second season
Gigabyte Y Y N Y Y N 2 Needs a second season w/ the new team
Gruff Y Y N Y Y N 2 Want to see that redesign
HiJinx Y Y N Y SOMETIMES N 2 I love it, but I'm okay if this doesn't get in
ICEwave Y Y N Y Y N 2 Electric ICEwave is Bloodsport
Jackpot Y Y N Y Y N 2 Instant in
Khaos 3 Y+DAT N N N U N 2 Competed in BBIQ & RoboGames. Planning on DAT.
Maharana (IN) BRAZIL N N N U Y 2 Apparently competed in Brazil and can hold their own against Team RioBotz
Monsoon Y Y N Y Y Y 2 I love it, but I'm okay if this doesn't get in
Mudhole Bullfrog Y+DAT N N N U N 2 BB Pro team (2009), 1-1 record at DAT
Orion N N N N U Y 2 It's a flipper, but it's international
Railgun Max Y Y N Y Y Y 2 Fun team, Greg likes them, but intl meh
Samurai (BR) BRAZIL Y N N U Y 2 Exhibition fight at WCVII, KO'd Doom, does good in Brazil
Shatter! Y Y N Y Y N 2 I love it, but I'm okay if this doesn't get in
Taco Tuesday DAT N N N Y N 2 This bot is stupid and I love it
Triton Y Y N N SOMETIMES N 2 Improved at DAT, they run DAT, local team, instant in
Warthog Y+DAT N N N U N 2 It lost to Conquering Clown
Slammo Y Y N N SOMETIMES N 2 Apex or Slammo, choose one, but since Slammo beat Apex at proving grounds, and otherwise Slammo is doing pretty good there, go all-in on Slammo, please.
Swamp Thing Y N Y N Y N 2 Another Rick Russ bot. Choose one, please, but I like the look of Hellfire better.
Blacksmith Y Y N Y Y N 3 It's fun, but I liked old hammer-style blacksmith better
Doomba Y+DAT Y N N SOMETIMES N 3 I love it, but I'm okay if this doesn't get in
Fireball Y N N N U N 3 Team Bots'n'Stuff (bloodsport)
Ominous Y Y N N N Y 3 I'm okay if this doesn't get in
PainSaw N A N N U N 3 Accepted for WCV but covid. Has an actual bot. Plans to compete at DAT.
Roundhouse Y N N Y SOMETIMES N 3 Team Robo Gym. Bot is designed but vapor at the moment
Shreddit Bro Y Y N N SOMETIMES N 3 I love it, but I'm okay if this doesn't get in
Spartacus N N N N U N 3 Bot is being built, intends to do PG, but has yet to be scheduled
Double Jeopardy Y Y N N Y N 4 A friggin' cannon
King Crab Y N N N N N 4 This is Defender. I don't like it.
Snakebyte DAT N N N U N 4 I mean, they have a bot, and it showed up for its 4th proving grounds fight, lost by KO to Traves T
Starchild Y Y N N N N 4 Don't love it, should get second season, but I'm ok if it doesn't get in
THAGOMIZER 250 N N N N Y N 4 Rumored, but team knows how to build, and they're awesome
Afterimage N N N N U N 5 Unknown
Glitch Y Y N Y N N 5 You're supposed to *improve* your 2nd season
OgreKill (UK) UK N N N U Y 5 Nothing about this is exciting
Apex Y Y N N Y N 5 Apex or Slammo, choose one
Orbitron (CA) N N N N U Y 7 Algorithms and AI and smoke and assholes, but cool render bro
Team ORBY? (KR) Y N N N N Y 7 Blade did not make compelling televsion. Sorry.
Wrecks Y Y N N Y N 8 No. Gyro-walkers are bad news at 250 pounds. And if it's not a gyro-walker, what's the point?
Arachnophobia N N N N U N 9 Scheduled for DAT but had to withdraw because not ready
Jawbreaker N N N N U N 9 Vapor bot
KillDozer N N N N U N 9 Vapor bot
Mantis N N N N U N 9 Intending to do DAT, but unschedule, and no build photos. Vapor bot afaict.
Max Q N N N N N N 9 Apparently was called roundhouse but renamed to Max Q, and the application video is just a dude talking, no renders, and he sounds Not Right
Sucker Punch N N N N U N 9 Their other bot was outright rejected by Greg. This is vapor so far.
Tyranabot 2 N N N N U N 9 Vapor bot
Skorpion (not Skorpios) N N N N N N 999 You can't have a new hammer saw named similar to another hammer saw, and bot doesn't actually exist.